“Now I don’t know why he’s denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable. Like remind Obama he was once a professor of Constitutional Law.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun”
“Contraception leads to more babies being born out of wedlock, like fire extinguishers lead to more fires.”
The worst thing about affirmative action is that it encourages reverse discrimination, so-called because it goes in the opposite way of how we naturally discriminate.”
“Yes, helping the poor helps keep them stuck in poverty. As Jesus said, ‘Tough love thy neighbor as thyself, get your own loaves and fishes.