That’s right, I’m announcing my candidate for President in 2012. If you vote for Slinky, at least you’ll know what you get. Here are Slinky’s slogans for 2012:
SLINKY IN 2012
Compromise you can believe in.
GOT HOPE?
(You do? What bank do you work at?)
YES WE CAN!
(This time he really means it!)
SLINKY 2012
Lesser of two evils.
SLINKY 2012
Will meet evil half-way.
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